My new trick for Wednesday

After my humans got home from work today and put me outside I learned a new trick. I learned how to make my daddy run down the street! tee hee hee!!! All I had to do was squeeze through the gap in the fence and run down the street as fast as I could and he came running right after me! He said he didn't know he could still run that fast and momma was ready to get in the car cuz she can't run. I tried hiding on the front porch of a house down the street but he saw me hop up there and he got me and carried me all the way  home. Now he put a big board up on the gate so I can't get out. I heard them say that none of their other dogs ever tried to get out, then momma said none of them are puppies. That means I'm special, huh? I'm having a little trouble with stuff leaking out of my backside, well not really leaking, but I can't hold it. Momma thinks it's just from the change in living quarters and she hopes it clears up soon because it makes her hold her nose and spray air freshener all over the house.